Will add more over time. Various funny Splatoon things, memes, personal experiences, and Ink'd junk.
btw if something's caps from being linked,
it's not supposed to be all caps. i'm just linking the context. :')
Black cards:- Rad Splatfest ideas: Team _____ vs. Team ______!
- Please forgive me for my terrible ______.
- Help! I have a sudden craving for _____!
- I'd rather go to a(n) _____ museum.
- What did Bo do
this time?
- It's him! _______!
- My team is seriously just four ______.
- What do agents do in their spare time?
- I love the ______.
- You ______ the world and I'll play my ______!
- Someone kill that ______ in the middle.
- The 4th degree of inkling _______.
- Boy, am I glad I'm a _________
or else this would kind of suck!- _______, please perform for my funeral.
- When I die, I'd like my teammates to _______ so they can let me down one last time.
- Are you pro-________ or anti-________?
- If you see me in your plaza, please _________.
- I CAN'T OPEN MY ________, PLEASE SEND HELP
White cards:- Being splatted by seven burst bombs
at once.
- Woomy from the other side.
- Eight squids on a forklift.- An E-Liter with twelve damage ups.
- Being run over by a laggy roller.
- Team Snowbae.
- Using an Aerospray RG and a Jungle Hat.
- A Kraken in a plastic arm chair.
- Falling off the bridge. Again.
- Octo Valley, except covered in
butter.- The furious flailing of an Inkbrush.
- INKZOOKAS YE
- Bright
red ink.
- A Vulpix named "BLUEISBEST".
- The accomplishment of wearing
three hats at once.
- A killer wail-- I mean, death tube.
- Camp Bridge Shootout.
- Those darn trees in Urchin Underpass.
- The Tower Control glitch in Piranha Pit.
- Team Lunch.
- Hurricane Woomy.
- Splatfests about pizza toppings.
- Sinners.
- A whacky arm-flailing inflatable flailing tube squid!
- Poorly drawing butts with an Inkbrush.
- When you super jump to a tower, but end up jumping in the water instead.
-
Fucking cars
